Yelling At People Out Of My Window

swan2swan:

tolkienblackgirl:

cryptvokeeper:

lakemojave:

You have no idea how much I want this mass migration to tumblr to be real. I would love it if there was an entire ecosystem on tumblr of tiktokers who don’t know or don’t want to reblog anything, so they are functionally incapable of interacting with the rest of this website. Nothing is funnier to me

“I understand. You found paradise on TikTok. You had a good fyp, you made good content. The censors protected you and they were friendly for advertisers. So you didn’t need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Tumblr, give me content.” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer reblogs. You don’t even think to call me “Hellsite.” You come into my house on the day my blorbo is to be married and you ask me to do content - for likes.“

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The Zootopia gif after the Godfather reference both destroys my soul and is also the Most Appropriate Thing for Tumblr.

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sincerethoughtsblog:

jane austen is timeless because the line “i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when she published pride and prejudice in 1813 😭

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foxofninetales:

I want to thank all the gif-makers of tumblr for allowing me to experience all of the best, funniest, hottest, most poignant, most romantic, most intensely heart-tugging moments of shows that I will absolutely never watch.

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miles-gwen:

MASONALEXANDERPARKas DESIRE

THE SANDMAN (2022 - ) | 1.10 Lost Hearts

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clawedandcute:

localairport:

If you think about it, technically an airplane can only fly when there is human blood inside of it

These are the bold, disturbing takes I came to Tumblr for

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laniidae-passerine:

Our Flag Means Death Reductress headlines (1/?)

muresetivoire:

Sorry babe, the thigh garter holding my daggers stay on during sex

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hesitating:

6thlovelanguage:

dark green is a nice color. underrated

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

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celceta:

I love seasonal fruits they’re like girl we’re back lol

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should-be-sleeping:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

slightlyunofficial:

cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

They used to be a common place to spend the afternoon and have a picnic and stuff! We should bring this back imo.

As a kid my grandpa used to take me to the donut shop then the florist and we’d eat donuts in the cemetery while placing flowers on all the really old unkempt graves.

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freelance-philosopher:

“Wherever there is light, look for the shadow. The shadow is me.”

— Anaïs Nin, The Diary of Anaïs Nin, Vol. 1: 1931-1934

arabella-ardor:

innithotel:

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